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Finally, an IDE that tells it like it is. Visual Studio Code has evolved to gain sentience and developed the ability to judge your code quality. No more sugar-coating with "syntax error" or "undefined variable" - just straight up "This code is ass." The most honest error message in software development history. Just click "OK" and contemplate your career choices.

Behold, the inevitable fate of even the mightiest hardware. First panel: confidently pairing a high-end GPU with a weaker CPU, creating a bottleneck. Second panel: firing up Minecraft Bedrock with render distance cranked to 96 chunks. Third and fourth panels: watching in horror as 64GB of DDR5 RAM—enough memory to run three Chrome browsers simultaneously—becomes the new performance bottleneck. Minecraft doesn't care about your expensive hardware flex. It will find a way to bring your system to its knees while looking like it's from 2009.

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