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Content when you get promoted but have to read more documents instead of write more code WAS ELEGIED TO LEAD, NOT TOREAD.

Content You just started your first software job Your memtor tasks you with making the READMEmd for one of the new projects to ease you into the codebase Since this is a tiny change that doesn't affect the code he tells you just push to main directly without a cr so you do that 5 minutes later a company-wide email gets sent with subject "HIGH SEVERITY ALARM ACTIVATED" Proarammer-umor.io

Content ATRADE OFFER! i receive: enough to buy two PS5s you receive: 30 lines of code and a powerpoint slide

Content Create But sire, Creating this issue will affect the active sprint's scope Just do it!

Content when you finish coding so you can close your 200 tabs Finally, inner peace. ProgrammerHumor.

Content DONTT TRUST MY CODE BECAUSE 'M STUPID TESTS CONFIRM MY CODE WORKS WRITE TESTS FOR MY CODE DON'T TRUST MY TESTS BECAUSE IM STUPID