Raiders of the Lost API

The perfect Vim soundtrack doesn't exi— Oh wait, it does! A Spotify playlist for Vim users with song titles that perfectly capture the existential crisis of first-time Vim users: "What Am I Doing Here" - every developer's first thought after accidentally opening Vim "How Did I Get Here" - the moment of panic sets in as you realize normal keyboard shortcuts don't work "Can't Get Out" - the universal Vim experience of frantically trying to exit (hint: it's :q!) "Asdfjkl;" - just random key mashing hoping something works The 1246 saves represent all the StackOverflow searches for "how to exit vim" that have saved countless developer careers.

Content Hacker telling me he knows where 0 live Me who already knows where I live

Content JUNIOR SENIOR WHERE DO YOU SEE VOURSELE IN 5 YEARS? WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS?

Content Steve Maine smaine TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "MachineLearning" and pays 4x your current salary 6:40 PM 10 May 18 629 Retweets 1,692 Likes 17

Content Observe: Engineers in their natural habitat Please do not tap on glass or make eye contact with them as engineers are easily frightened by normal people. Please do not feed the engineers as they are on a strict diet of energy drinks and cold pizza.

Content The Wise Developer TheWiseDeveloper Follow Genie: "Okay, you know how it goes - you have 3 wishes left, and no asking for extra wishes" Me: "I wish I had 0 wishes left" Genie: "Okay, you have 255 wishes left" 2:53 PM - 14 Mar 2020 368 Retweets 1578 Likes 87 17 368 1.5 O