programming, the anime

Content Programmer Interview Can you work under pressure? Yes, of course 3 months later

Content Computer guys trying to explain mathematics why v0.1 is totally different to v0.10 DUPE

Oh, the face of pure existential pain when someone casually mentions Windows in a room with a Linux user! That neck vein about to pop as they physically restrain themselves from launching into their rehearsed 47-minute TED talk about how they compiled their own kernel just to browse Reddit. Meanwhile, everyone else is just trying to talk about normal human things like weather and sports, but our Linux friend is sitting there, twitching, desperately waiting for someone to ask "so what OS do you use?" Nobody will ask. Nobody ever asks. But they're ready. They're always ready.

Ah, Golang's date formatting—the language where someone thought, "You know what developers need? More cognitive load!" Instead of using sensible formats like everyone else, Go decided that the reference date January 2, 2006 at 3:04:05 PM MST (01/02 03:04:05PM '06 -0700) would be their magic template. Want to format a date? Just remember which parts of this specific moment in time to use! It's like having to recite a magic incantation every time you need to print a simple timestamp. Seven years into using Go and I still have to Google this nonsense every single time.

Content DEVS WE WORK REMOTE NOW JUST FR THE PANDEMIC, RIGHT? YOULL COME BACK AFTER, RIGHT?

Content Notepad opening a 78billion line text file 15 of my 16gb RAM Chrome