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GASP! The eternal language wars have claimed another victim! This poor soul is DROWNING in a tsunami of tears while Rust, C#, and Go fanboys engage in their never-ending holy war of "my language is better than yours." The drama! The tragedy! It's like watching three cults fight over who has the most superior compiler while the rest of us just want to ship some damn code without being lectured about memory safety, garbage collection, or goroutines for the 500th time. Meanwhile, this programmer is literally MELTING into a puddle of despair because they probably just want to use whatever gets the job done without joining a programming language religion. The tears are indeed unfathomable!

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