Programmers before first computer was created

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of web developers passionately debating C++ vs Rust while having ZERO experience with either! 😱 It's like watching someone argue about the best way to perform brain surgery after watching a 5-minute YouTube tutorial. "Well ACTUALLY, Rust's memory safety is superior" says the person whose entire coding experience is copying jQuery snippets from Stack Overflow. The philosophical debate rages on while their actual React app is still using 47 dependencies to center a div. Pure. Comedic. GENIUS.

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Content WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? TRYING TO FIX THE PROBLEMS I CREATED WHEN I TRIED TO FiX THE PROBLEMS I CREATED WHEN I TRIED TO FIX THE PROBLEMS I CREATED WHEN...

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