Programmers before first computer was created

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Content MOMMY, WHO MAKES CHRISTMAS TOYS? THE ELVES! WOW REALLY? EVEN VIDEO GAMES? SURE! OMG WTF IS THIS SHIT. ct FOR DUMMIES JEGO

The ultimate flex: writing an audio visualizer in pure C just to make React developers question their life choices. This brave soul is manually handling FFT analysis, FFMPEG integration, and rendering wave forms without a single npm package in sight. It's like bringing a battle axe to a nerf gun fight—unnecessarily brutal but deeply satisfying. The sheer spite-driven development energy here is what powers senior devs through their darkest hours.

Content Can you lick the science? Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO!!!! DO NOT!!!!!! Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed. Sometimes dangerous, Psychology: Best not. Physics: ??????222? How????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die. Or it might be delicious. Computer Engineering: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't. Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets. Computer Science: nothing else has made the code work, so you might as well try it.

Content Hey, do atheists go to hell? No. How about devs who butt app without dark mode Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell. All the way down. Good, good. That makes me happy. ingflip.com