Programmers before first computer was created

Content SPENDING 1 HOURS DAILY INFSTANDUPS TO GO OVER EVERY OPEN STORY IS NOT AGILE SCRUMMASTERS those kids could read they'd be very upset

Ah, the classic Python ASCII trap. chr(78) returns the character 'N' in ASCII, but what you're actually seeing is a cat girl anime character. Clearly someone's terminal has... unusual rendering capabilities. When your Python interpreter starts outputting waifus instead of letters, you know it's time to either fix your encoding or embrace your new anime-powered development environment.

Content WHY DIDTHE PROGRAMMER QUIT HIS JOB BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET ARRAYS.

Oh honey, the EVOLUTION of game developers is sending me to the SHADOW REALM! 💀 Back in the golden era, these GODS OF CODE were out here flexing their optimization skills like "behold my 97kb masterpiece that would make your calculator weep!" They'd write entire games in Assembly like it was a casual weekend hobby and not actual TORTURE. Fast forward to today's "Triple A" devs who are LITERALLY shipping 500GB monstrosities with day-one patches bigger than the entire gaming industry circa 1995. They're out here with their haunted, sleep-deprived faces basically saying "our game barely functions, but hey, buy a new PC or perish!" The breast milk thief subplot is just the cherry on top of this disaster sundae. I cannot EVEN with this industry anymore!

Content Dan grapplingdev 18h The most bizarre coding interview I've ever done was at Facebook when as usual I asked a candidate to write in any language of their choice... And they nonchalantly said "I'll write it in Redstone", to which I almost let loose a chuckle until...

Content trying to learn any programming language 100 come on just a little bit more almost there oh crap...