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Ah, the classic security blunder that makes security professionals spit coffee. The code shows "brute-force attack protection" that only triggers the error message when the password is correct AND it's the first login attempt. So basically, it tells attackers "congrats, you got the right password, just try again!" Meanwhile, the kid who wrote this monstrosity sits there with a smug grin while the entire IT department has a collective aneurysm. This is why we can't have nice things in cybersecurity.

Content My teacher wrote 40 lines of code for a task Me who done it in 18 lines: Pathetic.

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Content "Need any help?", asked Steven. "No thanks", said Barbie, "I'm doing HTML with my left hand and CSS with my right, so there's no spare keyboard". "What about JavaScript?", asked Brian. "I'll just bang my head on the desk", replied Barbie.

Content 1 TOLD HIM TO CALL ME HE ASKED ME ABOUT MY PARAMETERS AND RETURN TYPE