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Autocomplete gone wild! Typing ":Um" in your code editor and suddenly you're choosing between American flags and weather accessories. It's like your IDE thinks you're planning a patriotic beach party instead of just hesitating in your comments. Programmers spend half their lives fighting these suggestions while muttering "that's not what I meant" under their breath. The struggle between what you want to type and what your editor thinks you want is the eternal battle of our people!

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The ultimate software development lifecycle in one image! What starts as a squashed wasp "integrated into the tracks" transforms into a celebrated feature. This is the perfect metaphor for when you accidentally introduce a bug, can't fix it properly, so you document it as an "intentional feature" in the release notes. The commit message probably read: "Refactored insect integration module, optimized for railway environments." Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature" taken to a hilariously literal level!

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