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Content Do you pronounce it 'sequel or 'S-Q-L"? 'Squirrel'

When your resume is just a list of tech companies that imploded right after you left. Nothing suspicious here, folks. Just a trail of digital catastrophes following this person like a shadow. Netflix sports streaming that doesn't exist yet, CrowdStrike's Windows update disaster, Google's Gemini historical figure fiasco, Silicon Valley Bank collapse, and FTX's crypto meltdown. Hiring managers will definitely not notice this pattern of working at companies right before they face existential crises. Solid career strategy - join, collect paycheck, abandon ship, repeat.

Content 1 AM HALF WAY TO WORK.

Content Programmer dads be like count to ten 1,2. you re not my son ORPHANAGE

When your startup's on fire, who's your real MVP? The junior dev frantically patching leaks while the "senior" pontificates about architecture patterns! The brutal reality check here is just *chef's kiss*. The junior's out there saving runway, stopping user bleed, and proving their worth with every PR. Meanwhile, the "senior" is rebuilding auth systems nobody asked for and blocking launches because the code isn't pretty enough. That final line is pure gold: "You don't need more code. You need oxygen." Translation: stop obsessing over technical perfection when your business is literally suffocating. Startup survival requires pragmatism, not purity. Ship now, refactor later (if you survive)!

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