Please Have Mercy

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The tables have completely flipped. Back in 2000, Linus was the OG pragmatist telling everyone to shut up and ship code. Fast forward to 2026, and now AI just needs a decent prompt to crank out entire codebases while developers become professional prompt engineers and conversationalists. The irony? Nvidia went from being Linus's middle finger recipient (for their terrible Linux driver support) to being the golden goose powering every AI model that's currently threatening to automate us all out of jobs. Turns out those GPUs that couldn't run Linux properly are now running the future. So yeah, from "F Nvidia" to "Hail Nvidia, our AI overlords need your H100s." Character development at its finest.

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The eternal dilemma of indie game developers - choosing between making progress on your passion project or pretending to have a normal life. That finger is hovering over the red button with the conviction of someone who's already canceled three social events this month. The weekend isn't for rest - it's for debugging that physics engine you've been wrestling with since February!

Content Company installing system monitoring software to ensure that people work Me who puts weights on keyboard to make it look like I work

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