Permissions to source code...

source code

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Permissions to source code... | code-memes, source code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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HI, I'M A NEW DEV. I WAS TOLD YOU CAN GRANT ME ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CODE SURE, WHICH REPO AND PERMISSION? I DON'T KNOW... SAME AS THE LAST HIRE ON MY TEAM? SURE THING! YOU ARE NOW ADMIN IN ALL REPOS IN THE COMPANY FOLLOW US: arnicaio in arnica arnica.io

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