Pandemic

Content Delusional project Vanae "From now on performance will be measured in number of commits." The intern doing 20 commits to get the formatting in the .readme just right Me packing an major feature into single commit ProdrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. Welcome to the JavaScript circus of horrors where zero equals a string of "0.0" but zero with an 'n' doesn't?! And then—PLOT TWIST—the string "0.0" with a NOT operator suddenly equals zero with an 'n'?! 💀 This is the EXACT moment your brain cells commit mass suicide during a coding session. JavaScript's type coercion is like that toxic ex who keeps changing the rules mid-argument. "Yeah, that makes sense" turns into "WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS HAPPENING" faster than you can say "use TypeScript instead."

THE AUDACITY of comparing junior developers to pooping dogs! 💀 When that fresh-faced junior makes terrified eye contact while deploying to production, they're not just scared—they're LITERALLY putting their entire career in your hands! Like a puppy in its most vulnerable moment, silently begging "please don't let this crash the server and get me fired on day 12." The deployment button might as well be labeled "career self-destruct" and yet they press it while staring at you with those wide, innocent eyes. The ultimate act of workplace vulnerability!

Content Sometimes my code is like this. Don't know, what it does But i am scared to delete

The innocent question that breaks every developer's heart. "Is there documentation?" We all know the answer before it's even given. The silent embrace that follows is the universal symbol for "you're on your own, kid - just read the source code like the rest of us." That comforting hug isn't saying "it'll be okay" - it's saying "welcome to the wonderful world of guessing what the original programmer was thinking at 3AM after their sixth coffee."

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