Pair Programming Chair

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Microsoft's favorite child flexing on its older sibling. C# swaggering in with its modern features, garbage collection that actually works, and not making you write 20 lines of boilerplate just to print "Hello World". Meanwhile, Java's still over there pretending verbosity is a feature, not a bug. The language war that never ends, but we all know which one we'd rather use for a new project when the boss isn't looking.

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The classic "I know kung fu" moment, but for programming nerds. Some hotshot claims they "use C++ in JavaScript" and when challenged, reveals their groundbreaking technique: a for loop with c++ as the iterator. That's like saying you speak French because you can say "bonjour." The violence in the last panel is completely justified - that's just standard code review procedure for crimes against programming languages. This is why senior devs drink so much coffee.

Ah, Russian Roulette for your Windows machine. A 1 in 6 chance of deleting System32, the digital equivalent of shooting yourself in the motherboard. The creepy anime character's smile says it all - they've seen many a developer's soul leave their body after running this script. Pro tip: Always keep your resume updated when playing with random number generators and system directories.

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