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That fresh-faced "vibe coder" posing next to the tombstone of the company that hired them is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Nothing says "I'm ready to disrupt this industry" like taking selfies at the funeral of your employer's business model. Tech companies keep hiring these trendy devs who know more about aesthetic IDEs than actual algorithms, then wonder why their codebase looks like a Pinterest board that somehow runs on AWS. The burial is just a formality at this point.

Fast forward to 2046, and your son's new girlfriend is literally a neural network. Not just any neural network—a fully connected one with multiple hidden layers! Those yellow input nodes are probably processing her breakfast preferences, while that single orange output node is determining whether your dad jokes are actually funny (spoiler: the activation function always returns 0). The future of dating isn't swiping right, it's optimizing your gradient descent to find the perfect match. Backpropagation has never been so romantic!

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Ah, the classic "pretend to be safe" AI script! Someone created the world's most useless AI safety mechanism - a Python program that just says it can't comply with dangerous requests while continuing to ask for more prompts in an infinite loop. It's basically the equivalent of putting a "Beware of Dog" sign on your fence when you own a goldfish. The filename "SuperSafeSupeIntelligence.py" is the cherry on top of this security theater sundae. Ilya Sutskever (OpenAI's chief scientist obsessed with AI safety) would be having a conniption fit right now.

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