Pair Programming Chair

Content Programmers When a girl flirts a 0g notice a library running 0.2s slower made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

Content "URL' is a better term than "URI" CHANGE MY MIND

Content WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG?? PAGE 1, PAGE 1 AGAIN, PAGE 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89. THAT'S WHAT's WRONG! WHERE'S ALL THE OTHER PAGES? 2017 Scott HilburnDistributed by Andrews McMeel Syndication EDITOR FIBONACCi'S CAREER IN PRINTING WAS BRIEF 210

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person claiming they "use C++ in JavaScript" only to reveal they're just using the increment operator (c++) in a basic for loop! 💀 This is like saying you're fluent in Italian because you can order a pizza! The absolute BETRAYAL when they show their "C++" code and it's just a pathetic little counter printing numbers with line breaks. And everyone's losing their minds laughing because it's the programming equivalent of saying you're a chef because you can make toast. THE DRAMA! THE DECEPTION!

Content Project Manager: We're going to build a facial-recognition application. Programmer: OK Project Manager: People will put in a photo, and it will search a database for matching faces. Programmer: OK Project Manager: And while it's doing that, it should flash up, on screen, a slide show featuring hundreds of other random faces which definitely aren't a match No that's stupid we're not doing that. Programmer:

First frame: Raging at a linter suggestion to replace new String().getClass() with String.class because "nobody writes code like this." Second frame: Complete attitude reversal after hearing why the rule exists, suddenly claiming to have "seen such things 11 times, as a matter of fact." The duality of developers: loudly rejecting best practices until the moment they realize they've been writing garbage code their entire career. Then suddenly they were the code quality champion all along! The mental gymnastics deserve an Olympic gold medal.