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Content ( The program 'fortune' is currently not installed. You can install it by typing: sudo apt-get install fortune-mod

Content Algorithm (noun.) Word used by programmers when... they do not want to explain what they did.

Why spend hours implementing a Least Recently Used cache algorithm when someone else already did the hard work? Modern problems require modern solutions - specifically, the import statement. The face says it all: "You want me to reinvent the wheel? In this economy?" Nothing captures the essence of professional development quite like knowing when to code and when to leverage existing libraries. Work smarter, not harder... unless it's an interview, then pretend you'd totally write it from scratch at work.

Content Please do not tap on glass. Programmers are easily scared and will start to cry. Violently. Please enter SLOWLY while singing 'Ave Maria' to avoid an incident. Thank you The world doesn't cease to amaze me.

Content FIX MOMS COMPUTER ONCE ALL FUTURE PROBLEMS YOUR FAULT

Content BIG MAC PLEASE