Overthinking

Content CEO to all the managers: "Can this be delivered in 6 months?" Me (a junior developer): "Of course!" HR Head My Manager CEO My Mentor Chief Architect Projector Lady

Content Did you refactor? What did it cost? Yes 96 Errors Descrintion A 126 Warnings 0 of 12 Messages Everything

Content Welcome to the Stalin Sort Repo E mathew V mathewmastodon.social 1 came up with a single pass O(n) sort algorithm I call StalinSort. You iterate down the list of elements checking if they're in order. Any element which is out of order is eliminated. At the end you have a sorted list. 20181026 04:20:16 What is Stalin Sort? ? Introduction Stalin Sort is an efficient sorting algorithm, serving as a systematic method for placing the elements of a random access file or an array in order. Stalin Sort is also know as the best sorting algorithm of all times because of its AMAZING capacity of always ordering an array with an O(n) performance. Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

Content ME, WORKING FOR GOV ATLOTHER USING THE NEWEST FRAMEWORKS AND TECH imgfip.com

Content Me when my computer does exactly what I'm telling it to do

OH. MY. GOD. The infamous "programming socks" meme has entered the chat! For the uninitiated, there's this bizarre internet lore that programmers (especially those working on complex systems) magically code better while wearing thigh-high striped socks. WHY? NO ONE KNOWS! It's the most ridiculous correlation-without-causation in tech history, yet somehow became THE secret weapon for debugging impossible code at 3 AM. The image shows someone dramatically putting on these mythical socks with the caption "ready for coding" as if they're about to transform into some kind of keyboard SUPERHERO. I can't even! Next they'll tell us RGB lighting adds 50 IQ points! 💀