Older Than Fortran

infinite loop While true Legacy code History bugs Da vinci Vatican Tuscan++

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Older Than Fortran

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So that's why nothing ever changes. The Vatican's been running a while(true) loop since before computers existed. No wonder my code feels ancient - it's just following tradition. Da Vinci wasn't just painting masterpieces, he was writing the world's longest-running infinite loop in "Tuscan++". Now whenever my manager asks why my program is hanging, I'll just say it's a historical homage to 16th century programming practices.

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