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Content A team Senior dev The new intern deploying withouth running a single test

THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OF EFFICIENCY! 💀 Imagine finishing in FOUR HOURS what your manager thought would take SIX MONTHS?! The absolute HORROR! Now you're trapped in that twilight zone between being an overachiever and a strategic slacker. Should you reveal your superhuman coding powers and risk getting buried under an avalanche of new projects? Or should you embrace the dark side and spend the next six months "working really hard" on that last 19% while secretly building your side hustle empire? That face says it all - the internal screaming of someone who accidentally optimized themselves out of six months of peaceful coding meditation. Congratulations, you played yourself! 🏆

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Content 10 using namespace std; 11 12 const char myarrayl 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 std: :vectorunsigned int existing: 20 21 int getrng(std: :mt19937 eng, unsigned int length) 22 23 std: vectorunsigned int :iterator it; 24 25 unsigned int q; 26 27 28 do 29 30 31 9 std::uniformintdistributionunsigned int(0, length (eng) ; it std::find (existing. begin(), existing.end(), q) ; while (it ! existing.end ()); 32 33 existing.push back(q); 34 35 return g; 36 37 38 int main(int arg, char argv ) 39 40 const unsigned int length 44; 41 42 43 std: :mt19937 eng (12); existing.clear); 44 45 string result; 46 47 for (unsigned int i0;ilength;i) 48 49 50 int t get rng (eng, length); result myarray t); 51 52 53 cout result; 54 55 return 0; 56

The expectation vs. reality of game development in one perfect image! The bright-eyed optimist on the right is living in a fantasy world where making games is all creativity and fun. Meanwhile, the exhausted dev on the left has seen the dark side - the endless debugging of physics engines, memory leaks that appear only in production, and that one shader that refuses to compile for no logical reason. It's the classic "I'll just make a simple 2D platformer" that somehow morphs into "Why am I implementing my own quaternion math library at 4am?" pipeline. Game development: where your dreams go to get refactored into nightmares.