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Content when you fix a typo in the documentation and you get listed as a contributor.

Content When you try to choose a meaningful variable name.

Content Always has been The deadline was made up?

Content C isn't that hard: void ( ( ) () ) () defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void

Content How does that even work? Your public key is stored on whatever secure thing you want to access, and your private key is kept only by you. Then basically you connect to that secure thing, and your private key "combines" with your public key and if they match as a pair it grants you access bruh My public key is on my front door. My private key is in my pocket. WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST CALL THIS A LOCK AND KEY??? oh man OH MAN

Ah, the classic "I'll just install this cool new tool" saga that ends with your entire workflow in shambles. Cursor (an AI coding assistant) decided it wasn't content being just another app—it wanted to be THE app by hijacking the sacred 'code' command. This is why we can't have nice things in tech. Some product manager somewhere thought, "You know what developers would love? If we silently changed their muscle memory commands without asking!" Ten years of typing the same command, and suddenly you're launching the wrong app because some DevEx team decided their tool deserves keyboard shortcut supremacy. The real kicker is the "No prompt. No warning. Just broken flow." That's developer tool installation in its purest form—surprise chaos with a side of productivity loss. Always read the install scripts, kids. DevEx might be in the details, but so is the devil.