Nothing Beats The Feeling

Content function checkIsEven (integer number): void if (Snumber2 ! 0) throw new Exception( 'Provided number isn't even.');

Content Me Realising I have to implement a complex feature from scratch Ber Writes the code within a day Bernie The code works perfectly in the first try Berni The code also covers edge cases Fit that I didn't even know existed

Writing documentation is such a heroic act that you need medical attention afterward. That single sentence probably took 4 hours, 3 existential crises, and the sacrifice of whatever will to live you had left. The worst part? Your colleagues will still ask "but what does this function actually do?" next week. Documentation: the only task where doing 1% feels like running a marathon.

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Content Looking at your code 2 years later. Pathetic.

Content unsafely accessing memory developer coding multi-threaded application "stupid operating system!"