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Content LOOK. ANOTHER DUDE WHO IS ASKING IF YOU WOULD DATE HIM AS HE WORKS IN THESE LANGUAGES SEEP NO ONE CARES. IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

Content COMMENT ARE UNNECESSARY WITH GOOD NAMES COMMENT ARE MEANT TO EXPLAIN CHOICE

The eternal cycle of programming humor in four panels: 1. Innocent brain thinks of a joke while browsing r/ProgrammerHumor 2. Posts contrived scenario about computers being annoying (because let's face it, that's 90% of our job) 3. Gets absolutely destroyed by gatekeeping veterans with comments like "HOW BAD ARE YOU, IS THIS YOUR FIRST DAY PROGRAMMING?!" 4. Vows to never post again And thus another potential contributor to open source dies before they even make their first PR. Tale as old as Stack Overflow.

The eternal developer purgatory: staring at an error message that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. "Bad argument on line 237" — thanks for narrowing it down to just the entire function. Modern languages with their PhDs and billions in funding still can't tell you what you did wrong without making you feel like you're decoding the Enigma. Sure, let's spend 3 hours debugging what turns out to be a missing semicolon. Totally reasonable use of my finite existence on this planet.

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Content When I hear the next project is going to use Agile Oh Fuck You're Gonna Make Me scrum ProarammerHumor.io