Never forget your edge cases

Content FUCK DEBUG TOOLS ALLIMY HOMIES USE PRINT STATEMENTS

Content C You're just a cheap fucking knockoff C Oh no no no, I'm the upgrade

Content Come on, little server, talk to me. I want to help... This server works perfectly if I tum off logging. is something wrong? ...but as soon as tum logs on, it crashes and restarts Ah OK. Weird, Have you looked at the lo...? See the problem? Commitstrip.com

Content Vishal VishalMalvi A good developer looks both ways before crossing a one way street

Complaining about network issues one second, playing Chrome's offline dinosaur game with religious dedication the next. Nothing transforms a senior developer into a prehistoric gaming enthusiast faster than the WiFi dropping. That little T-Rex becomes your best friend during sprint planning calls when your router decides it's time for an unscheduled vacation. The true irony? After 7 years building network infrastructure, I still find myself jumping cacti instead of, you know, actually fixing the connection.

Content Me: just wrote 200 unsaved lines of code My computer: I have decided that I want to die