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Writing regex is LITERALLY the only time in my life where I've considered summoning demonic entities for help. The meme speaks TRUTH! Step 1: Open your editor with false confidence. Step 2: Let your cat randomly smash keys because let's be honest - that gibberish has a BETTER chance of working than whatever I was about to write! Those bizarre symbols (/^([A-Z0-9_\.-) might as well be ancient hieroglyphics that only the chosen ones can decipher. The rest of us mere mortals just copy-paste from Stack Overflow and PRAY it doesn't summon Cthulhu instead of validating an email address!

The ultimate dev hypocrisy journey! 🤣 Starts with Patrick boldly declaring "I WON'T USE C#. MICROSOFT IS EVIL" while sitting comfortably in his armchair of moral superiority. But then... the slippery slope begins! First TypeScript (also by Microsoft), then VSCode (Microsoft again!), then GitHub Copilot (guess who? MICROSOFT!), followed by npm package manager, LinkedIn (yep, Microsoft owns that too), and finally surrendering completely to GitHub (100% Microsoft-owned). It's the perfect representation of that developer who swears they'll never touch Microsoft products but ends up completely surrounded by them anyway. The cognitive dissonance is REAL! We're all just SpongeBob pretending we have principles while swimming in Microsoft's ocean! 💀

Content Developers after finding VS Code: I don't wanna use you anymore

Content Junior devs writing comments: STOP THIS IS A STOP SIGN

Content WHEN YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND POINTERS Sometimes it's hard being superior to every single other person on the planet.