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Ah yes, the classic "we need a random number generator" dilemma solved by... *checks notes*... a wall of lava lamps? Fun fact: Cloudflare actually uses a wall of lava lamps to generate truly random numbers for encryption. The unpredictable movement of the blobs creates entropy that's photographed and converted to random data. Meanwhile, the developer who suggested this bizarre solution is now getting side-eye from colleagues who were probably expecting Math.random() like normal people. But hey, sometimes the weirdest solutions are the most secure ones.

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Ah yes, the classic "just use confidence" advice that falls apart when facing Vim. The top panel shows VS Code, React, and Node.js giving that smooth reassurance like they're the cool kids at school. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the horrifying reality of a developer trying to exit Vim for the first time. No amount of confidence prepares you for that moment when you realize :q! might as well be ancient hieroglyphics. The "Are you sure?" is just Vim's way of saying "You sweet summer child, you have no power here."

Content Spending 4 hours fixing a bug and realizing that the code you've been compiling was not the code you've been fixing