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The eternal battle between impatient students and grizzled programming instructors! Prof: "Let's start with a simple 'Hello World'." Overconfident newbie: "Pfft, I can print text. Next!" And that's when the professor goes nuclear! Because learning your 17th "Hello World" feels redundant until you realize each language's setup process is a minefield of package managers, compiler flags, and environment quirks that will absolutely destroy your soul later. The professor isn't teaching you to print text—he's teaching you how to survive the chaos that follows. Those first 15 minutes of setup will save you 15 hours of debugging why your production build is inexplicably printing "undefined" instead of "Hello World".

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Content Laugh all you want! In less than twenty years, everyone will be working from home just like me! Yeah, I don't think so. Kim Possible First episode date June 7, 2002 BUSSIBL

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A cosmic correlation chart showing Earth as the only planet with both JavaScript and 120+ billion deaths. Turns out JavaScript wasn't created to build web apps—it's actually an elaborate population control mechanism! Those undefined is not a function errors aren't bugs, they're features designed to induce developer rage-quitting existence. The real reason aliens haven't contacted us? They scanned our GitHub repos and noped right out of our solar system. "TypeError: Cannot read property 'intelligence' of undefined."