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Content When programmers say "I get shit done", this is what they actually mean. S02 V

Content business owners me, a tech lead enforcing the "no deploys on fridays" policy dev devops team

Congratulations on your accidental journey to the dark side of Microsoft development! Clicking Visual Studio instead of VS Code is like ordering a tank when you just needed a bicycle. One's a lightweight code editor that opens in seconds, the other is a 10GB industrial-strength IDE that takes so long to load you could literally grow a beard while waiting. The astronaut's grim realization that his "little maneuver" will cost "51 years" perfectly captures that moment of dread when you see that loading bar crawl across your screen at glacial speed. Your quick edit just turned into a commitment longer than most marriages.

Content If breakdancing is an olympic sport, then Competitive coding should be as well CHANGE MY MIND

The dog found the one ray of sunshine in the room and positioned itself perfectly within it. Meanwhile, some frontend developer saw this and immediately thought, "I can CSS that." Now we have a perfect example of how nature already implements the design patterns we struggle to code. The dog instinctively knows about proper padding, drop-shadows, and border-radius without a single bootcamp.

Content What I think my code is like: What my code actually is: