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Turns out your resume needs a section for "emotional damage sustained in tech." This guy's hiring process is basically "prove you've been traumatized by a startup implosion or don't bother applying." The perfect candidate apparently rage-quits, deletes Slack, and flees the country—all skills apparently crucial for writing good abstractions. The "trauma-oriented development" approach is just corporate Stockholm syndrome with extra steps. Next they'll be measuring developer productivity in therapy bills.

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The existential crisis of memory allocation! That moment when you realize a single boolean value—which only needs to represent true or false—consumes an entire byte of memory. The computer literally reserves 8 bits when you only need 1 bit, wasting 87.5% of the allocated space. It's the digital equivalent of buying an eight-bedroom mansion just to store a single paperclip. No wonder she's crying—the inefficiency is physically painful to anyone who's ever optimized code to save precious bytes. Memory waste is the real tragedy nobody talks about.

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