My life is a lie

Content Programmers 1960s Programmers 2020 Eistackoverflow collac IMENTDO I Things With this software we shall fly to the moon and back Halp me pliz, I can't exit vim.

Oh the ABSOLUTE DRAMA of programming education! 😱 The instructor is having a full-on meltdown because some cocky student wants to skip the sacred "Hello World" ritual! HOW DARE THEY?! The student thinks they're sooooo clever with their "I already know how to print text, let's move on" attitude. HONEY, NO! 💅 That's like saying you can perform heart surgery because you know how to use a knife to cut vegetables! The instructor's rage is simply *chef's kiss* - the embodiment of every programming teacher who's died inside watching students try to build Netflix clones before they can even declare a variable. The fundamentals aren't just important, they're your LIFELINE in this cruel coding world!

Content All other languages Why can't you have a normal print function? C Screams made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

Content C You have an error on line 60 Me with my 40 lines code ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Where's the fun in just knowing what the code is supposed to do? Essential Excuses for Not Writing Documentation O RLY? ThePracticalDev

Behold the C++ developer in their natural habitat: manually managing memory while flexing on "easier" languages. These magnificent creatures believe that if you're not wrestling with pointers and segmentation faults before breakfast, you're not really programming. They've built biceps from carrying the weight of all those header files and abs from tensing up every time they forget to delete what they malloc'd. Modern languages with garbage collection? That's for the weak. Real programmers prefer their languages like they prefer their coffee—unnecessarily complex and likely to keep you up at night debugging.