My highschool's password security is on point [OC]

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Content How does that even work? Your public key is stored on whatever secure thing you want to access, and your private key is kept only by you. Then basically you connect to that secure thing, and your private key "combines" with your public key and if they match as a pair it grants you access bruh My public key is on my front door. My private key is in my pocket. WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST CALL THIS A LOCK AND KEY??? oh man OH MAN

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OH MY GOSH! This is the ultimate programmer's double meaning! 😂 These folks are wearing "I ❤️ DP" shirts thinking they're showing love for Dolly Parton, but in the coding world, DP stands for Dynamic Programming - that algorithm technique where you break problems into subproblems and store the results to avoid recalculating them! It's like accidentally telling everyone you're obsessed with Fibonacci sequences and memoization when you just wanted to show your country music appreciation! The absolute CHAOS of context switching between fandoms! 🤣 This is what happens when you let programmers out in public without code reviews!

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