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That moment when you perform major surgery on your codebase with zero confidence, hit run, and somehow everything still works. Your face: pure shock. Your boss: relieved but clueless about the cosmic miracle that just occurred. Your coworkers: silently calculating how long until your hack explodes in production. Nobody understands that your success was 10% skill, 90% divine intervention. You'll take this secret to your grave while updating your resume... just in case.

Content Java This is my neighbor. He is pain in my asshole I make apps. He must make apps lam OOP. He must be OOP I get 3 billion devices running. He doesn't. Great Success

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Oh. My. GOD. This is what happens when you put string concatenation in a job interview! 🤦‍♂️ The interviewer asks what '2' + '2' equals, expecting a proper mathematician to say 4. But our GENIUS candidate answers "22" because in most programming languages, adding two strings with plus signs just SMASHES them together! And what does the IT department do? HIRE THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY! Because only a TRUE developer would see quotes and think "string concatenation" instead of math. The rest of humanity is just living in DENIAL!

Content 21:16 Thread Jarvis Johnson liked Glytch GlytchTech "Officer, how did the hacker escape?" "Dunno, he just ransomware" 9:46 03 Mar 19 Twitter for Android 781 Retweets 2,888 Likes 17 Glytch GlytchTech 11h okay fine I'll go to bed 1 17 Glytch GlytchTech 8h Couldn't sleep, I felt a disturbance in the force..as if 8000 voices cried out and were suddenly silenced ..joking aside though wow this is the second time one of mv tweets has gone off in a week jeez Tweet vour replv