Me After10years Of Service In One Company V2

Content Applied for job position "Senior Software Engineer" Got rejected for position "Product Manager Cbersecurity role" Went through five interviews and three exams Got reiected for position "Product Manager Cvbersecuritv role"

When you finally get that third monitor but realize your dragon wallpaper wasn't designed for this setup. Left screen: menacing. Middle screen: serious. Right screen: derpy as hell. Just like my code—starts strong, maintains dignity in the middle, then completely falls apart by the end of the function. The perfect metaphor for my project timeline estimates too.

Ah, the infamous RFC 1149 (IP over Avian Carriers) - the networking protocol we never needed but definitely deserved. Some network engineer looked at carrier pigeons and thought "yeah, that's reliable infrastructure." The punchline here is brutal - a dead bird labeled as "packet loss." When your ping times are measured in hours and your data packets can be taken out by neighborhood cats, maybe fiber optic isn't so bad after all. Still better uptime than some cloud providers I've worked with though.

Content Oh God!! this code is horrible! who wrote this crap?! shit, it was me

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Content SAVING STAYAT HOME NICELY BANNING GOINGOUTSIDE ROCKING PEOPLE TO HOME