Me After10years Of Service In One Company V2

Content WHY THE FUCK IS A LOGGING FRAMEWORK DOWNLOADING AND EXECUTING ARBITRARY CODE

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Someone's been reading Uncle Bob's "Clean Code" a bit too religiously! Instead of using normal array indexes like a sane person, they've created named constants for the values 0, 1, 2, and 3. It's like wearing a three-piece suit to take out the trash—technically more formal but completely unnecessary. This is what happens when you follow the "magic numbers are evil" principle without applying any common sense filter. Next up: creating a constant called PLUS_ONE because incrementing by 1 isn't self-documenting enough! 🤦‍♂️

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OH. MY. GOD. Behold the pinnacle of software engineering! Two whole lines of code that redefine variables to... exactly what they already are! 🤦‍♀️ This "ultimate python boilerplate" is the equivalent of telling someone "water is wet" and expecting a Nobel Prize. The sheer audacity of creating a repo for this masterpiece of redundancy! And it's 26 whole bytes! Such efficiency! Such innovation! I'm absolutely DYING at how this captures the essence of those GitHub repos that promise revolutionary code but deliver the programming equivalent of a ham sandwich without the ham.

The big AI models (ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude) get all the glory while your scrappy little homegrown model sits alone in the dark. It's that moment when you've spent months fine-tuning your own AI on a single GPU while the tech giants deploy thousands of servers. But hey, at least your model doesn't need an internet connection and won't hallucinate facts about your codebase! There's something beautifully defiant about running your own AI locally—like growing vegetables in your backyard while everyone else shops at Whole Foods. Your electricity bill might disagree though.