Me After10years Of Service In One Company V2

Opera GX: "We've added the fried egg back to program files due to popular demand." Also Opera GX: "We saved 18kb by removing this fried egg image that's been sitting in our codebase since 2019." Nothing says "professional software development" quite like embedding random food pictures in your browser. Somewhere, a developer spent actual work hours arguing about egg retention in a code review. And people wonder why software updates take so long.

Ah, the classic "math doesn't matter" approach to OS statistics! This chart showing Windows at 61%, Linux at 47%, macOS at 44%, and "Other" at 1% adds up to a beautiful 153%. It's paired with a WWE-style Scott Steiner math promo where he butchers probability calculations with the confidence of a junior dev pushing to production on Friday afternoon. The real joke? This is exactly how most tech companies present their market dominance - counting every installation twice and rounding up to the nearest "whatever makes us look good." Who needs mathematical consistency when you've got marketing goals to hit?

Content Mom, I'm gonna be a software developer Mom I'm a software developer

Content This onion won't make me cry UNDERSTANDING PROGRAMMING MEMES DOESN'T MAKE YOU A DEV

Content Interview for "fast paced" and "dynamic" software engineering job First day on the actual job NO TIME TO EXCLAM GRABA CACTUS Neut t.me

Content SO YOU THINK VS CODE IS THE BEST EDITOR I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.