Me Irl()

Content SO THE INTERVIEW IS ALSO WHERE THE CANDIDATE GETS TO INTERVIEW THE COMPANY? YES. THATS WHY WE GIVE YOU TIME TO ASK US QUESTIONS. SO HOW COME YOU ONLY GIVE ME THE LAST FEW MINUTES AND IT'S NOT 50507

Content ME ADDING COMMENTS IN MY CODE Cant have dirty garbage

Content TIME FOR A GOOD 3 PRODUCTIVE DAY AT THE COMPUTER! EVERYTHING IS BROKEN NOW OH BOY, A SOFTWARE UPDATE! UPDATING

The eternal struggle of every developer who's been in the trenches long enough. Sure, some folks keep their code private because it's their golden goose—fair enough, capitalism and all that. But some of us? We're just hiding the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayers that somehow passes code review. The real 10x engineers aren't the ones with proprietary algorithms; they're the ones brave enough to let the world see their 3 AM solutions with variable names like 'temp2', 'finalFinalActuallyFinal', and comments that just say 'TODO: fix this garbage later'.

Content my old programming projects waiting for me to finish them:

Content Me reading the Documentation Me reading 900 comments of two strangers arguing on the internet SIVICEA HUMOR