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Content Society open source programmers ProgrammerHumor.

Content Me not knowing how to install a software A YouTube tutorial explained by a 10 year old kid with a low quality mic

Content Me When I Copy The Exact Same Code From Tutorial And It Doesn't Work

Content Stu Fleming StuFlemingNZ "Hi, I've found a fault with the English language and I need an entomologist" "An etymologist you mean?" "No. It's a bug, not a feature" 2:58 PM 17 Jun 17 ProdrammerHumor.io

Future managers surrounded by AI robots, desperately hunting down poor Devin who pushed that production bug? Welcome to the dystopian future where git blame has evolved beyond finding the commit author—it now deploys an army of robots to hunt you down. The irony is palpable. We've created AI sophisticated enough to replace workers, yet management still needs to find a human scapegoat. Some traditions never die, even in 2030. Pro tip: Always commit under your coworker's name when pushing questionable code. Future survival depends on it.

Content Oracle 10 Years Ago: don't use internal classes we're going to break them Java Developers: uses internal classes Oracle Java 9 Release: breaks internal classes Java Developers: