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You follow a tutorial religiously, triple-check every semicolon, rewrite it from scratch twice, and the app still refuses to work. After hours of debugging your perfectly copied code, you rage-quit and scroll to the next section. That's when the tutorial casually drops: "Oh btw, this won't work yet because we need to add one more thing in the next step." The audacity. The betrayal. The sheer disrespect for your debugging time. Tutorial creators really love watching us suffer through incomplete code, don't they? It's like they get a kick out of making you question your entire programming ability before revealing they deliberately left out a crucial import or configuration file. Pro tip: Always skim the entire tutorial first. Your sanity will thank you later.

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Content John Carmack IDAA Carmack 4 Dec My younger son said "coding is basically just ifs and for loops." 932 17 1.9K 27.3K 1. nicebyte nicebyte Replying to IDAACarmack your son has inspired me s-expressions virtual inheritance a monoid in the category of endofunctors git blame mysel naine constexpr auto yield 11 AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean ? maye vergosas shove (x)y 34 34 coding is basically just ifs and for loops coding is basically just ifs and for loops 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

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The kid's already mastered zero-based indexing at age 7! While most humans start counting from 1, this tiny programmer instinctively numbers pages as 0, 1, 2... just like arrays in most programming languages. The parent might think it's cute artwork, but we're witnessing the birth of a future software engineer who intuitively understands that memory allocation starts at position 0. Nature vs nurture debate settled - some people are just born to code.

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