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Content Programmers looking at programming memes Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha.

Content Invented on 4chan by some anonymous poster, I bring you sleep sort. Genius sorting algorithm: Sleep sort 1 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 12:22 Man, am I a genius. Check out this sorting algorithm I just invented 1binbash function f() sleep "SI" echo "SI" ) do while I -n "Si" J f "1" 6 shift done wait example usage: .sleepsort.bash 5 3 6 3 6 3 1 4 7 The algorithm basically works like this: For every element x in an array, start a new program that: Sleeps for x seconds Prints out

Content is-even v1.0.0 Returns true if the given number is odd. numeric math integer odd even Readme 1 Version Dependencies Dependents Dependencies 1.0.0 is-odd Returns true if the given number is odd.

Some developer just installed Arch Linux on a vape. Because why enjoy nicotine when you can enjoy kernel panic attacks instead? The screen proudly displays neofetch with that iconic ASCII Arch logo made of characters, complete with system specs. 728MB of RAM - perfect for running exactly one terminal instance before it crashes. Next up: getting Doom to run on it, because that's the true benchmark of unnecessary computing.

Content Friend: Hey you're like an engineer right? Me: Yeah software engineer. Friend: Great, there's something wrong with my refrigerator can you fix it? Me: ??? ???

When autocorrect betrays your job listing and turns "Node.js" into "Nude.js" 😂 Someone in HR is definitely getting fired today! The funniest part? They're still going to get 500+ applications because desperate frontend devs will work with literally ANY JavaScript framework at this point. "What's the tech stack?" "It's naked JavaScript. We strip away all the unnecessary packages."