Legit Programming Nightmare

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Legit Programming Nightmare

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The true horror isn't monsters under your bed—it's dreaming about your mom writing Lua code in Microsoft Word and then copy-pasting it into online compilers. And somehow this nightmare was so viscerally realistic that your friend thinks you're describing something that actually happened. That's the kind of psychological damage that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats at 3 AM. The combination of Word's auto-formatting destroying code indentation and a parent discovering programming in the most chaotic way possible? Pure developer trauma fuel.

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