Oh honey, the absolute CHAOS of corporate consolidation has turned code reviewers into approval-dispensing machines! Picture this: your team just got merged with three other teams, half the senior devs peaced out, and now you're drowning in a tsunami of pull requests while management is like "why aren't things moving faster?" 🙃 So what do you do? You become the Oprah of GitHub! "You get a PR approval! And YOU get a PR approval! EVERYBODY GETS A PR APPROVAL!" Who has time to actually READ the code when there are 47 PRs in the queue and you're somehow responsible for reviewing all of them because Bob quit and Sarah is on PTO and Dave is "too busy with architecture stuff"? Quality? Never heard of her. Thorough review? Absolutely not. Just slap that LGTM stamp on everything and pray nobody pushed a crypto miner to production. The burnout is REAL, darling! 🔥