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Content Them: "Al is going to take over the world and kill us" Meanwhile Al: Obama

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Oh look, it's the compiler we all secretly want but are too afraid to admit! The "AI C Compiler" (aicc) is basically what happens when you combine a programmer's desperation with their unwillingness to learn proper memory management. Instead of fixing your semicolons and memory leaks like a responsible adult, just throw your garbage code at ChatGPT and pray! "Will your code compile? Will it be fast or slow? Will it have memory leaks?" Who knows! It's like playing Russian roulette with your codebase, except all chambers are loaded and the gun is pointed at your production server. The best part? You don't even need to understand what you're doing anymore! Just make vague gestures at your requirements and let AI figure it out. Programming degree? Waste of money. Stack Overflow? Ancient history. Just whisper sweet nothings to the machine and watch it spit out code that's probably better than yours anyway.

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Content JavaPythonJSPython Programmers I feel bad for you. CC Low level programmers I don't think about you at all.

Content I don't like C What does that mean? No, it doesn't It means he's afraid of pointers int y x; Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!