Learn From Him? No Thanks, I Choose Sanity

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Learn From Him? No Thanks, I Choose Sanity

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The eternal struggle of deciphering a colleague's code has never been so perfectly captured. When someone brags about their "spaghetti code" skills, they're essentially admitting they write tangled, messy, impossible-to-follow code that somehow still works. It's like hearing someone proudly announce they've built a house using nothing but duct tape and wishful thinking. The bewildered reaction is every developer who's had to maintain that nightmare—you heard something about coding skills, but all you registered was "impending doom." This is why code reviews exist... and why developers drink.

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