"kill... me..."

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of these anti-piracy ads thinking they can guilt-trip developers! "You wouldn't download a car" energy but for RAM? PLEASE. Every developer with 47 Chrome tabs open, Docker containers eating memory like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, and their IDE running in the background would absolutely, positively, WITHOUT HESITATION download more RAM if they could. We're out here closing tabs like we're playing memory management Tetris just to compile our code. If there was a sketchy website called downloadmoreram.com that actually worked? The internet would BREAK from traffic. Nice try, capitalism, but you clearly don't understand the sheer desperation of a developer watching their system monitor hit 99% RAM usage. 🫠

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Content hi web developer, i need you to fix this thing that's happening on our website that only happens on my computer because i have 30 browser extensions and an environment that's impossible to troubleshoot thanks, one client per day

Content Old computer science professor "When I was your age computers didn't have graphical user interfaces" "Some people thought the internet was a fad" Has a cool story about how he prevented a major Y2K-related disaster. "The first computer I ever used was a mainframe computer" "The first language I ever used was FortranCOBOL" Has a good sense of humor

When asked about a disliked programming language, this dev chose violence and went after English itself. Comparing our native tongue to a poorly designed programming language is painfully accurate. The semicolon usage is indeed arbitrary; we've got silent letters that contribute nothing; and try explaining "their/there/they're" to someone learning English without sounding like you're describing a bizarre legacy codebase. And don't get me started on the grammar police who act like linters with all warnings set to errors. No namespaces either—just ask anyone named John Smith about namespace collisions.

Content In Cuba it often looks like there's no line, but there is. It's called "el ultimo". When you arrive somewhere you ask "el ultimo?" and whoever is last in line raises their hand. You are now "el ultimo" and you just know who is in front of you. In the meantime you can sit down in some shade.