Just Replace It With Something Better

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That moment when your colleague deploys code to production that actually works the first time. The rest of us, still running alpha builds with 47 known bugs, stare in disbelief like we've witnessed a unicorn. Stable release devs are basically mythical creatures in the wild—they commit working code, document it, AND write tests. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to convince everyone my "it works on my machine" badge is still valid.

Content When you study binary for the third time in a semester HOW MANY TIMES DO YOUHAVE TO TEACH US THIS LESSON OLD MAN?

The shocking moment when you realize your colleagues aren't just referencing Stack Overflow—they're straight-up copying entire blocks of code. And here you thought "I found this solution online" was just a professional way of saying "I'm competent." Next you'll discover they don't actually read documentation either.

Content Me: writes code with no documentation Me: one month later These are confusing lines

Content Do it manually Spend half of the work day automating it