Just Me Doing Code

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The ultimate CAPTCHA for hardcore Linux enthusiasts. Instead of identifying traffic lights or crosswalks, you're tasked with selecting SoCs that can boot mainline Linux. Even veteran kernel developers would break into a cold sweat facing this one. It's basically saying "prove you're not just a Linux user, but a Linux masochist." The real authentication isn't the chips you select—it's the existential crisis you experience while staring at obscure silicon and questioning your life choices.

Ah yes, the classic "let's solve our timezone bugs by just forbidding users from traveling" approach. Nothing says "I don't want to deal with DateTime formatting" quite like legally restricting human movement across the globe. Instead of fixing that pesky UTC conversion issue, why not just make it the user's problem? Brilliant! Next up: "Software won't crash if you only use it while standing on one foot and humming the national anthem."

That tiny crack in the dam is all that stands between your company and a catastrophic flood of bad code decisions from 2012. Management keeps asking why you're "wasting time" fixing the crack instead of building that pointless new feature nobody asked for. Meanwhile, the intern just asked what "documentation" means.

Content Me waiting for the IDE to open only so I can close it because I opened the wrong one.

Content Youtube engineers watching their latest adblock. detection program get defeated in fifteen minutes by a bunch of autistic code monkeys fueled by nothing but the desire not to see ads