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Content kevlu8 commented last week Fuck you kevlu8 commented last week I'm a kind soul so this time I won't merge it and brick the master branch of our repo. wdotmathree commented last week I will 10 wdotmathree merged commit 0419825 into master last week kevlu8 commented last week WHATTITTI (Member (Member (Member Author Member

Content Anonymous 020718(Wed)11:31:42 No.64636082 284 38 38 2254833384 228883835 228333 83 2254833408 2259833059 What is "compiling"? Anonymous 020718(Wed)11:37:43 No.64636144 M 259938 50 2254536538 225953555 2799936 a 75003 373 64638143 64638522 64639846 There's a very small man living in the CPU that reads your code, laughs at your terrible algorythm implementations, and translates everything by hand into 10101001110100101001010etc, so that no one else will be able to read your shitty code and you will be safe from the shame of being ridiculed by everyone Say thanks to the little CPU man. L Anonymous 020718(ed)11:38:58 No.64636152 64636144 Thanks little CPU man

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