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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of running an SQL UPDATE without a WHERE clause! 😱 That moment when your stomach drops to the floor as you realize you've just modified 37,052 rows instead of the ONE you intended to change. And the worst part? There's no magical Ctrl+Z to save your career from this database apocalypse! Your face transitions from "I'm a database wizard" to "I should probably update my resume" faster than you can say "rollback transaction" (which you FORGOT to use, obviously). This is why database professionals drink heavily. 💀

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Content I took care of everything: domain registration, DB setup, CMS install, plugins, etc.. Awesom But... 10 000 for 10 minutes are you kidding? Why the hell is it so expensive? All is up and running, it's your turn to play! And it took less than 10 minutes. Very impressive... That, sir, it's because it took me 10 years to be able to do it in 10 minutes! CommitStrip.com

PLOT TWIST: They're ALL syntactically correct! 🤯 JavaScript is that chaotic ex who lets you declare variables in ways that would make other languages file a restraining order! Using 'let' as a variable name? SURE! Double 'var'? WHY NOT! JavaScript's like "syntax errors are just suggestions, honey!" This is why TypeScript was invented - someone finally said "I can't live like this anymore!" and created boundaries. The relationship counselor of programming languages.

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On the left: "CS is dead!" crowd screaming into the void on Reddit. On the right: Developer proudly using array.sort()[0] in an interview when asked to find the smallest number in a list. Turns out the job market isn't dead—it just doesn't want people who think built-in methods are algorithmic brilliance. Who knew interviewers wanted to see you actually understand sorting algorithms instead of calling JavaScript's magical sort fairy?