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The five stages of debugging grief, now available in t-shirt form! Every developer knows that emotional rollercoaster - from the initial "I can't fix this" despair to the existential crisis where you question your entire career choice. Then comes that dark moment when you wonder if you should've become a barista instead. But then... oh sweet relief! It was just a typo all along. Nothing like spending four hours of your life hunting down a missing semicolon to make you question your sanity. The best part? This cycle repeats approximately 17 times per day.

When someone claims they're "good in C," but their idea of writing code is literally arranging the letter 'c' to spell "Hello World." That's like saying you're fluent in Spanish because you can order a burrito at Chipotle. The painful irony is that actual C "Hello World" is just a few lines that any first-year student could Google in 5 seconds: #include <stdio.h> int main() { printf("Hello World"); return 0; } Yet here we are, watching someone flex their ASCII art skills instead of basic syntax knowledge. Classic interview self-destruction.

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