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OH HONEY, SWEETIE, DARLING! Google thinks software development is a LOW-STRESS JOB?! I just spit my energy drink across THREE MONITORS! 😂 Sure, nothing says "relaxing" like your production server catching fire at 3 AM, or that delightful moment when your code works perfectly until the client looks at it and it SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS! Low stress? Please! We're just casually juggling deadlines, legacy code written by Satan himself, and stakeholders who think "making it pop more" is actionable feedback. It's basically a spa day with keyboards!

Content Cap raises at 5 imaflio.com Hire new developers at a higher starting salary than current employees Why are all my devs leaving?

Content Typing a short section of code from scratch Copy-and-pasting a similar section of code from earlier, then deleting andor heavily modifying most of it

Content The uS A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without An email about a critical production bug

Content REIKACANJA OTTER THIS WORLD THAT WAS EASY. I'M TELLING YOU, PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE! YOU SHOULD LEARN TO CODE. WRITING YOUR FIRST LINE OF CODE. print("Hello, world!") RUN CODE click buzz MEANWHILE buzz buzz: Messages 7,825 NEW Otter McOrterface Hello, world! Cailyn Jones Hello, world! Juniper Hooper Hello, world! Melanie Benbow Hello, world!

Content I'm the Dumbest Man alive python is the best language for game development You're clearly dumber made with mematic SRGRAFO