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Content So one of my colleagues just said fuck it and went home.... Short workday Lol? Did he see your code? 08:26 Fuck you

OH. MY. GOD. The government is literally HEMORRHAGING money on VSCode licenses that are FREE FOR EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET! 💸💸💸 Imagine being the poor soul who authorized payment for 250 VSCode licenses when only 33 people are using them... and VSCode is literally FREE and OPEN SOURCE! This is tax dollars evaporating faster than my will to live during a Monday morning standup! 😱 But wait, it gets better! Those 5 cybersecurity licenses for 20K seats when they only have 15K employees? That's like buying a mansion for your pet rock! I simply cannot with this level of bureaucratic chaos! 🤦‍♀️

Content Luna lunasorcery 22h "So who maintains internal tool?" "Oh, Chris wrote that. He left."

When your private key is just a Lady Gaga tweet from 2012. Somewhere a security engineer is having a heart attack right now. Nothing says "military-grade encryption" like random characters from a pop star's keyboard smash that's been publicly available for over a decade. Next up in cybersecurity innovations: using your cat's walking pattern across your keyboard as your password hash.

THE AUDACITY! Someone claiming they're "self-taught" while Google, YouTube, and Quora are literally standing RIGHT THERE like disappointed parents who did ALL the heavy lifting! 💀 Honey, you didn't learn programming "on your own" - you had three digital sugar daddies feeding you every single line of code! That's like saying you invented the sandwich when all you did was unwrap one from the store. The DRAMA of it all!

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