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The irony is thicker than legacy code documentation. OpenAI, with its cute little whale logo, has become increasingly closed-source while still parading around with "Open" in its name. It's like naming your password database "Totally_Not_Passwords.txt" and expecting nobody to notice. The "ClosedAI" rebrand is just calling a spade a spade – or in this case, calling proprietary code exactly what it is. Next up: Microsoft renames to "We_Definitely_Need_More_RAM_Inc."

Content Friends: How did you write this code so beautifully ? Me(Proudly): I STOLE IT

Content Vishal Y VishalMalvi Freelancer software developer be like 1 can never do a strict 9-5, I love the flexibility of working my 18 hours a day as I please

The corporate Java version gap is the tech world's generation gap. Oracle's out here announcing Java 23 while companies are stuck in different technological eras. Some enterprises proudly running Java 17 think they're cutting edge, others still limping along on Java 11 like it's totally fine, and then there's that one legacy system running Java 8 from 2014 that everyone's afraid to touch. The best part? That Java 8 system is probably the most stable thing in the entire company.

Content TYPES OF COMPUTER PROBLEMS BY HOW MUCH DEBUGGING THEM MAKES YOUR BRAIN STOP WORKING NONE SOME A LOT NORMAL PROBLEMS NETWORKING PROBLEMS IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF YESTERDAY! ARE YOU SURE YOURE OKAY? I'M FIE AND I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS NOW! 2Ran