Java & C programmers

Content Nick Cryptkeeper ItsCryptkeeper 13h Programming only looks easy. In reality every programmer you know is getting their ass kicked by their own code. 47 18 72 codenameB Hypixel VladToBeHere ltsCryptkeeper that's not true. Some of them are getting their asses kicked by other people's code instead! 62416, 11:24 PM 5 RETWEETS 29 LIKES

Content WHEN THE PROD DOWNS ON A SATURDAY AT AM 1 dont want to go.

Content MOER, if HTML was a programming language it would be called HTPL CHANGE MY MIND

Content Girlfriend Compiler X Spends all your money X Needs a lot of effort to get X Takes hours to get ready X Does not want to tell you the problem X Breaks up with you Is helpful at your job apt-get install g Needs a few seconds to run Tells you exactly what and at which line the problem is Allows you to set breakpoints

Content DO YOU EVER COMMIT DIRECTLY TO PRODUCTION? NO TOT 10

Content The software to create the black hole in the movie 'Interstellar' is a full implementation of Einstein's equations in 40,000 lines of C , and rendered thousands of 23-megapixel IMAX frames on a 32,000-core render farm at about 20 core-hours per frame. Trivia in MovieDetails by tanisthemanis 1 4.9K 97 1d J TomboKing 1.1K EtuMeke 493 SlipperyJAMS 240 dexdin 129 zim555 116 1d 40,000 lines of C, eh? If I remember my conversion tables correctly, that's about 25 lines of python or 0.4 lines of perl.