Jarvis I'm Locked In

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Jarvis I'm Locked In

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The modern corporate developer experience: clock in, attend eight hours of meetings about meetings, bikeshed over whether to use tabs or spaces for the thousandth time, write exactly zero functional code, then collect that sweet paycheck like you just shipped a revolutionary feature. The "locked in" energy is strong—locked into doing absolutely nothing productive, that is. At least the headphones make it look like you're in deep focus mode while you're really just listening to lo-fi beats and contemplating your life choices.

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