Its Not Right

Content My programming experience The experience job recruiters want The salary they give

Content GRAPHIC DESIGN IS SHIT CODING IS SHIT ALL I WANT IS REVENGE

Content "So, where are you working?" "I'm a model on Instagram. What about you?" "I'm a programmer in rProgrammerHumor.

The classic "hacker tells victim to check out malware on localhost" trap. Except this time, the victim smugly navigates to localhost:8080, thinking they're immune... only to discover the malware actually runs locally. It's the digital equivalent of saying "your shoe's untied" and somehow still getting someone to look down despite them wearing sandals.

Content Aww, ain't you the cutest lil thing Arrays start at Oh no It's retarded

Content So, Bob, why should we hire you? That's al 'stupid question. WELCOME ABOARD! stack overflow Cyanide Explosm.net