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Ah yes, the classic "I clicked the 'Update' button on my phone and now I'm basically a Google engineer" syndrome. Nothing says "tech prodigy" quite like taking credit for an automated system update while tweeting from your smart refrigerator. Next week they'll be adding "helped design quantum computing architecture" to their LinkedIn after turning their Wi-Fi router off and on again.

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