Is There Something Worse Than This

Ah, the classic "elevator to stairs" integration. This is what happens when management says "make the legacy system work with our shiny new architecture" without providing any budget. Twenty years in this industry and I've seen this exact scenario play out with every enterprise "digital transformation" project. You think you're getting a smooth ride to the cloud, but open those doors and surprise! It's just the same old COBOL code with a REST API slapped on top. The best part? Some architect got promoted for this "innovative solution."

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GitHub Copilot silently judging your spaghetti code while simultaneously ingesting it for "training purposes." The awkward bat face is basically Copilot's internal reaction when it sees your proprietary algorithms and realizes they're worth exactly $0.00 on the black market. Turns out your paranoia about AI stealing company secrets was justified, but for all the wrong reasons.

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