Isn't it obvious

The paranoia is real. Sure, a simple Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V would work just fine for copying and pasting code, but what if—WHAT IF—the copy didn't actually register? The bottom panel shows the superior technique: frantically hammering Ctrl+C multiple times before pasting, just to be absolutely certain. It's like checking if your car doors are locked five times before walking away. Trust issues with clipboard functionality is the mark of a true developer who's been burned before. The code must flow!

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Turns out you don't actually need to write getFirstName() and setFirstName() for every single field in your codebase. Revolutionary concept, I know. Java developers spent decades convincing themselves that manually writing 47 lines of boilerplate for a simple data class was "enterprise-grade" and "best practice." Meanwhile, every other language figured out you could just... not do that. Properties? Direct field access? Records? Nah, let's write another getter. The guy in the suit explaining this groundbreaking wisdom perfectly captures that corporate energy of someone discovering that maybe, just maybe, there are alternatives to verbose ceremonial code. Who knew.

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