Is Not Funny

Developer writes code that writes code to avoid writing code. Feeling accomplished, they deploy themselves upward in celebration. Physics kicks in approximately 0.3 seconds later. The sudden realization that automation includes automating yourself out of existence hits harder than the ground will. Congratulations, you've successfully optimized the company's biggest expense: your salary.

The eternal interrogation room of software development. One developer asking about "future refactoring" is basically code for "we know this is terrible but we're shipping it anyway." It's that awkward moment when everyone silently acknowledges the technical debt being created, but nobody wants to be the one to delay the sprint. The code smells so bad it needs an interrogation room to confess its crimes, but hey—we'll fix it "next sprint" (narrator: they never did).

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