In Your Dreams

Ergonomics? Never heard of that programming language. The stick figure perfectly captures the IT professional's natural habitat - contorted into some eldritch configuration that would make chiropractors weep. Normal humans sit upright like functioning members of society, while we code monkeys evolve into human question marks after 12 straight hours of debugging. The best part? We'll spend $3000 on a gaming chair with RGB lighting but still manage to sit in it like we're trying to become one with the floor. Our spines have more curves than a polynomial function.

Calling HTML a programming language is like calling a hammer a power tool. The father's reaction is the software industry's collective response to anyone who thinks markup is actual programming. That "10 seconds to get off my property" hits harder than a stack overflow error at 4:59 PM on a Friday. Real programmers would rather debug a recursive function than listen to someone brag about their HTML "coding skills."

Content (scribbled on a birthday card) Dear Uncle lurking in the basement On my long list of heroes You're number zero PROGRAMMERS NORMIES

Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.

Content Nooooooo! thread safety and type safety are key to clean programs with predicable behavior and shared state inhibits TDD which is crucial to tackle our projects future problems !!!! know I'll use a global variable 34 34 I know I'll use a global variable 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Content Interview for "fast paced" and "dynamic" software engineering job First day on the actual job NO TIME TO EXCLAMO GRABACACTUS