Introducing the next generation of langauges: EPL (Emoji Programming Language)

Ah yes, entering an ugly syntax competition with C++ is like bringing a knife to a nuclear war. The language that gave us std::vector<std::map<std::string, std::shared_ptr<AbstractFactoryImpl>>>::const_iterator has been traumatizing developers since 1985. It's the language equivalent of that friend who says "hold my beer" before doing something spectacularly dangerous. Template metaprogramming alone should qualify as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.

Content Jens Ravens JensRavens Replying to tiangolo Last year I got rejected during a job interview for "not understanding" the concepts of a certain iOS library. What the interviewer didn't know: I wrote that thing. I actually had a lot of fun during that interview "

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Ah, the classic "AI trying to be human" failure. The dataset shows numbers with their written forms, but then completely breaks when faced with 1111. While humans scream "Eleven Hundred Eleven" with the conviction of someone who's found a bug in production, the AI sits there smugly offering "Oneteen Onety One" like it just invented mathematics. The best part? The AI doesn't even realize it's wrong - just sitting there with that smug cat face, confident in its linguistic abomination. This is why we still have jobs, folks.

Content "Programming is not stressful at all" Dave - 26 years old

Content player reamstime. Tauno Talimaa tauntz I sit in a dark room and project code straight to my face while solving complicated problems. This helps me to immerse myself in it and "feel" the code. BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 2:17 PM - May 4, 2018